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There's always a surprise with the Snowman...

  made my day!!

I knew it, I knew it, I knew it.  Snow did have the fish and Doc stole it.

I don't know why this is happening.... the double posting, that is.  It's the 2nd or 3rd time it has happened in a few days... and it's not me hitting 'post reply a 2nd time.  It happened in another thread a couple of days ago where I got an error after posting to say that the request had timed out and the page could not be displayed, so I pressed the browser back button, then 'refresh', and lo and behold, there were two posts when I go back to the thread.

So yeah, it beats me why it's happening... unless it's because I forgot where I've been because I'm too concerned about getting to where I'm going... or would like to go.

Another way you know you're old is when you're afraid of getting mugged and your wrinkles are deep enough to hide your wallet/purse.

Funny starkers.  And by the way, I just couldn't resist.  I fought it, and fought it, and well, had to zing you.  It has happened to the best of us.  Gee, I can't even, oh what's that word, I know it starts with re, re, oh, remember if this thread is about skinning, age, or fish, though I think it started out about fish, or was it age, or.... oh well.  Or was it about snow and doc, or Teddybear, or Fuzzy, or, Dave, or, or, hummmmmmmmmmmm.  Think I better go to bed.  I think clearer in the morning, after 10:00 that is.

I don't think you thinking clear has anything to do with time. I doubt it'd even possible for you to think clear. Well maybe if you put your head under water.

Or was it recollect?  Shoot, even that's confusing.  I mean, how can you recollect your laundry if you've already picked it up?

Well I know how I'm gonna save myself the confusion.  I just won't pick it up the first time so I can recollect it later..

I dunno, Dave, you're sailing pretty close to the edge... and when you fall off... or get pushed by Christine,  you'll soon see that the Flat Earth Society people weren't shitting when they said the Earth isn't round.

You know you're old when you look in the mirror [cos that's the only way you can see] that you haven't got pubic hair anymore,  you've got cobwebs.

And how do you know the WindowBlind you're using is old?  The text is Heiroglyphics and the rollup button is predated by a hessian cord

Funny guys.  Well, have decided (since I got some sleep), that a nursing home wouldn't want me as I would be lobbying to have everyone doing wheelchair wheelies and the fish dance as mandatory exercise.  Oh, and Dave and Snow would be my first victims.

It's much to quite in the middle. On the edge there is a lot of free space. You are so old I guess you don't remember. You fell off the edge years ago and still around.

I can only talk for myself. May be your first victim but have been a victim so many times I wouldn't know it any other way. You think you aren't a victim, think again. Can't get rid of me can you. Rest my case.

Hum, Dave, wouldn't want to get rid of you.  I'm a glutton for punishment.

C'mon Dave, where's yer sense of adventure?  Playing it safe in the middle means you're missing out on the thrill of the roller coaster of life and sailing free as a pirate out into that thar free space.  So get out yer cutlass and cut yourself free of all those inhibitions.

And yes, I'm old... was there when dirt was being invented,  Oh, and BTW, I did notice you hiding in thr bushes copping a sneaky view of your own.

Aw, c'mon Dave, being tied up and unmercifully spanked does not make you a victim  No, that's a fetish!  But why you'd pay somebody for that beats me.  I bet there's quite a few around here who willingly spank you for free - to take out their frustrations - and I'm sure 'Misstress Starone would love to be first in line to administer the first slap.  In fact, I'd be willin' ter loan 'er me trusty cat-o-nine tails... if'n ye thinks tha punishment don't fit tha crime.

You know you're getting on when... the pharmacy starts home delivering your meds and vitamins in a 18 wheeler.

and one for the ladies....

You know you're old when... you go to the store to get some makeup and the pretty young assistant offers you a free trowel to apply it.

Hum, never offered a free trowel yet    Guess I'm not as old as you are since I didn't even know what a trowel was.

I doubt she needs anything from you to take care of business. Also have a strong feeling she can handle things herself. If for some reason she does need help I hope she doesn't come to you. That may be the end for all of us. 

Imagine a WC forum with only starkers and starone on it only.  What a mess that would be.

And on second thought, are you sure you didn't mean towel?  That would get us both off the hook.  Hook, hum, back to fish, a more palatable subject don't you think?